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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (compared to human's 6 muscles each). A cat can rotate its ears independently 180 degrees, and can turn in the direction of sound 10 times faster than those of the best watchdog.","length":226}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"fact":"One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.","length":96}
{"fact":"A group of cats is called a clowder.","length":36}
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