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’Asira al-Qibliya is a Palestinian village in the Nablus Governorate in the eastern West Bank, located southwest of Nablus. According to the Palestinian Central Bureau of Statistics (PCBS), the village had a population of 2,935 inhabitants in 2017.
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Mauritius competed at the 2022 World Aquatics Championships in Budapest, Hungary from 18 June to 3 July.
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