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The 1999 FA Trophy final was an association football match played on 15 May 1999 at Wembley Stadium, London. The match was the 30th final of the FA Trophy, the domestic cup competition played primarily by semi-professional teams in the English football league system. The final was contested between Conference National members Forest Green Rovers and Kingstonian. Both clubs were competing in their first FA Trophy final.
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