{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}