{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}
{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
The solus law comes from a freakish produce. Though we assume the latter, their taxi was, in this moment, a thickset trail. Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, some sunbaked sauces are thought of simply as piccolos. Those recesses are nothing more than armchairs. The zeitgeist contends that authors often misinterpret the ground as a stinko snowflake, when in actuality it feels more like a glaikit art.
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the scarecrow win an award?","punchline":"Because he was outstanding in his field.","id":430}
{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}
{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about construction?","punchline":"Nah, I'm still working on it.","id":151}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's red and bad for your teeth?","punchline":"A Brick.","id":268}
["PBR&B aesthetic disrupt tote bag. Mlkshk pour-over beard squid mixtape tattooed kickstarter ennui kale chips humblebrag occupy cloud bread lo-fi raw denim. Literally fanny pack pinterest, green juice street art blue bottle pitchfork franzen. Hoodie cliche try-hard hexagon chartreuse asymmetrical hell of meh banjo kickstarter ethical. Health goth tousled readymade selfies franzen single-origin coffee williamsburg cred etsy. Crucifix cloud bread lumbersexual af tbh tote bag leggings four dollar toast pickled literally microdosing. Vinyl neutra coloring book, plaid gatekeep PBR&B tilde.","Truffaut aesthetic shabby chic four loko pork belly, chicharrones kale chips 3 wolf moon. Flexitarian forage thundercats fingerstache mukbang biodiesel irony salvia neutra cold-pressed readymade solarpunk meh shabby chic quinoa. Tote bag seitan Brooklyn, whatever shabby chic edison bulb church-key pinterest 8-bit glossier plaid bitters art party pabst. Knausgaard readymade tonx drinking vinegar vinyl. Bodega boys cupping cornhole ennui, DSA twee 8-bit sriracha kitsch freegan hexagon flannel.","Gastropub banh mi cold-pressed asymmetrical, kombucha mixtape vibecession selvage vaporware migas jawn. Blackbird spyplane readymade vice fam. Brunch you probably haven't heard of them plaid listicle. Cray sus cornhole gatekeep raw denim. Franzen adaptogen jawn locavore pitchfork solarpunk praxis, swag food truck literally leggings mixtape austin cronut.","Neutral milk hotel truffaut church-key, blog beard iceland hell of jean shorts glossier artisan XOXO. Live-edge seitan cupping, DSA vinyl affogato yes plz post-ironic sus copper mug flannel yr coloring book cred chia. Cliche Brooklyn slow-carb kale chips gastropub single-origin coffee. Chicharrones flannel freegan glossier succulents hexagon tote bag, pour-over enamel pin deep v man bun. Farm-to-table vinyl umami hexagon. Subway tile fam bodega boys PBR&B. Tote bag echo park four loko jean shorts austin.","Echo park blog same distillery put a bird on it DSA taxidermy bodega boys kogi hella vice waistcoat. Literally DIY semiotics hammock hella big mood flannel tbh. Sartorial photo booth mlkshk hella. Plaid distillery praxis chia, wayfarers brunch marxism messenger bag."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Chapman Township, Clay County, Kansas","displaytitle":"Chapman Township, Clay County, Kansas","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5073320","titles":{"canonical":"Chapman_Township,_Clay_County,_Kansas","normalized":"Chapman Township, Clay County, Kansas","display":"Chapman Township, Clay County, Kansas"},"pageid":15749249,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Map_highlighting_Chapman_Township%2C_Clay_County%2C_Kansas.svg/330px-Map_highlighting_Chapman_Township%2C_Clay_County%2C_Kansas.svg.png","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Map_highlighting_Chapman_Township%2C_Clay_County%2C_Kansas.svg/512px-Map_highlighting_Chapman_Township%2C_Clay_County%2C_Kansas.svg.png","width":512,"height":512},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271515933","tid":"722fa910-da48-11ef-bccf-70ab8bbd7648","timestamp":"2025-01-24T11:43:36Z","description":"Township in Kansas, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":39.17916667,"lon":-97.31694444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapman_Township%2C_Clay_County%2C_Kansas","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapman_Township%2C_Clay_County%2C_Kansas?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapman_Township%2C_Clay_County%2C_Kansas?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chapman_Township%2C_Clay_County%2C_Kansas"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapman_Township%2C_Clay_County%2C_Kansas","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Chapman_Township%2C_Clay_County%2C_Kansas","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapman_Township%2C_Clay_County%2C_Kansas?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chapman_Township%2C_Clay_County%2C_Kansas"}},"extract":"Chapman Township is a township in Clay County, Kansas, United States. As of the 2000 census, its population was 202.","extract_html":"
Chapman Township is a township in Clay County, Kansas, United States. As of the 2000 census, its population was 202.
"}{"fact":"A cat has the power to sometimes heal themselves by purring. A domestic cat's purr has a frequency of between 25 and 150 Hertz, which happens to be the frequency at which muscles and bones best grow and repair themselves. ","length":222}
{"type":"standard","title":"Radium chlorate","displaytitle":"Radium chlorate","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q85021238","titles":{"canonical":"Radium_chlorate","normalized":"Radium chlorate","display":"Radium chlorate"},"pageid":74025086,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Radium_chlorate.svg/330px-Radium_chlorate.svg.png","width":320,"height":276},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Radium_chlorate.svg/512px-Radium_chlorate.svg.png","width":512,"height":442},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285264709","tid":"c420fac6-17c4-11f0-8066-e530405d1fee","timestamp":"2025-04-12T17:37:12Z","description":"Chemical compound","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_chlorate","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_chlorate?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_chlorate?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Radium_chlorate"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_chlorate","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Radium_chlorate","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_chlorate?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Radium_chlorate"}},"extract":"Radium chlorate is an inorganic compound with formula Ra(ClO3)2.","extract_html":"
Radium chlorate is an inorganic compound with formula Ra(ClO3)2.
"}